....So what are true Conservatives worried about these days? Health care? Barack Obama's birth certificate? The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? No? How about obsessing over whether the new G.I. Joe movie is American enough?
....How to Debate Health Reform with Conservatives, and Not Get Arrested. Or, how to get past the bluster and propaganda...and live to tell about it.
....Are you gay? Do you want to join the Army? Well, you might want to think about moving to Taiwan.
....The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © is calling Barack Obama a racist. Truly, it seems that reports of the demise of irony were premature, eh?
....Nebraska wants to secede. And this would be a bad thing??
....It's a scientific "fact": women are getting hotter while men remain just as ugly as ever. Don'tcha just LOVE evolution??
....So, why did you stab your two-week-old son? "The Devil made me do it!" Oh, OK, then; carry on....
....Ten thousands Chinese Uighurs allegedly disappeared overnight according to the unofficial leader of the Uighur community. Contrary to prevailing rumors, they haven't yet surfaced in Bermuda.
....If you're going to advocate for abstinence...and you're a married father of two...you might want to reconsider repeatedly doing that hot 22-year-old intern. Just a thought.
....If you're homeless and you live in New York, Michael Bloomberg will happy pay for a one-way ticket out of the city. Yep, if you can't solve a problem, why not farm it out to somewhere else?
