August 2, 2009 6:26 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....It's an empirical fact: dumb, jerky comments on Facebook = a trip on the express lane to unemployment.

....Sen. Arlen Specter (D-PA): "I was for it after I was against it...and then I wasn't altogether certain...but my views have been consistent throughout the process." Whatever....

....Ah, so government CAN provide first-class health care? Even Bill Kristol agrees...well, he would if he wasn't so busy talking out of both sides of his mouth.

....The cast of Morning Joe thinks that The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © is indeed dumber than a box of hair. I wonder what took them so long?

....In Germany, even the brothels are feeling the effects of the recession, so they're having to be creative. Sleeping with as many prostitutes as you want for one set fee? Eh, remember to pace yourself, kimosabe....

....Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) thinks that health insurance companies are perfectly capable of self-regulation. Hey, these people are professionals; what could possibly go wrong?

....We're Rednecks...and we vote!! We may not think, but we do vote.

....The road to killing health care reform is paved with AstroTurf. Whodathunkit?

....A man in South Carolina is arrested for schtupping a horse...again. The horse was not available for comment.

....If Rudy Giuliani can't win on the merits of his argument, he has no problem making $#!^ up out of whole cloth.

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