August 3, 2009 5:32 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Say what you will about Jimmy Carter...the man has cojones and some highly developed principles.

....YOU call it corruption and graft. I call it principled leadership. How 'bout them apples?

....BALD SPOT?!? BALD SPOT?!? No way, dude! That's a solar panel for a sex machine!

....I don't know about you, but what is it about Jonah Hill eating naked that we would need to know anything at all about?

...."Tea-bagging queen"? Hmm...is that a GOOD thing?

....What do Arnold Schwarzenegger and George W. Bush have in common...besides their abysmal approval ratings and a tenuous grasp on the intricacies of the English language? Not much, really....

....Better to be thought a fool than to be Drew Brees and remove all doubt.

....Kevin Provencher: just another American trying to make ends meet in this sucky economy by taking on a second job.

....No, it can't be easy being Erin Andrews these days...especially when you expect 911 operators to give you the star treatment.

....Boston cops and racism seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly...or strippers and professional athletes.

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