....The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © has spoken: if you don't carry a gun, you ain't worth protecting. So, turtles, otters, Liberals, and other forms of wildlife...well, you can just go (&^% yourself, eh? How is it that someone so phenomenally stupid is still drawing a paycheck?
....Who wouldn't wanted to be a porn star with the stage name Axel Steelcock?
....If you've had your heart set on that long-rumored "Saved By The Bell" reunion...well, you might want to get your hankies out. It seems that Tiffani Amber Thiessen is simply too busy these days. 'Course, if I looked like her, I'd be getting busy, too.
....The answer to the question: "How (&^%$#@ stupid do you have to be...?". Truly, we are a nation of (&^%$#@ maroons.
....This is what you get when you allow corporate lobbyists to manufacture "grassroots outrage." Yep...the best democracy corporate largesse can buy...don'tcha just LOVE democracy?
....No, you definitely don't want to be this guy
....If you're a Republican, it's not about what's best for Americans. It's about what's best for the Party and it's future political prospects. Leadership? That for losers and Libruls.
....You know you're scum when you hit on your daughter at your wife's funeral.
....'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Liz Cheney....
....Truce? What truce?
