....This just in: Republicans are actively advancing propaganda and falsehoods about health care reform. What a shock, eh? If you can't convince them with facts, you're just going to have to resort to dazzling them with lies and bullshit.
....Republicans were rightly outraged when some on the Left compared The Worst President EVER © to Adolf Hitler. Why, then, is it OK for Rush Limbaugh to compare Barack Obama to Hitler? Isn't it about time for the Mainstream Media to expose these idiots for what they truly are? No? Oh, right...WHAT LIBERAL MEDIA??
....WAIT IN LINE?? DO YOU NOT EVEN (&^%$#@ KNOW WHO WE ARE???
....Joke about poisoning Nancy Pelosi? Ridicule Pelosi's appearance? When you're The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet ©, you can say anything that pops in your pointy l'il head, because no one will hold you accountable.
....Wow...the North Korean government once called John Bolton "human scum"? I think I'm really beginning to like those folks.... ;-)
....Republicans trying to capitalize on the fear and anger of Americans? Whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes.
....Things would be SO much easier if we could just go back to thinking that women are property....
....AstroTurf: it's not just for football fields anymore.
....People who don't have kids have more sex, more career success and a far smaller environment footprint than people who do? OK, then; so that's how I'll rationalize my decision to not have children.
....Having shut down all the hookers, meth heads, and drug dealers in town, police turned their attention to the last remaining scofflaw: a seven-year-old girl with a lemonade stand. THIS OFFENSE AGAINST ALL THAT WE HOLD DECENT AND HOLY SHALL NOT STAND!!!
