....Any headline that contains the words "Greek Woman Denies Setting Man's Testicles On Fire" is bound to get your attention, eh? I know it got mine.
....Town Hall (n.): a gathering thronged with an overabundance of belligerent, ignorant, self-righteous, and LOUD jackasses.
....You know "The Man" is trying to keep you down when He tells you that you can't begin your gameday tailgate bacchanal until 8am. Oh, the humanity....
....Ben Stein: Latin for "not funny ethical black hole." Perhaps he should go back to writing speeches for Richard Nixon.
....Is this country on the brink of fascism? No, it's not the silly question you might think it is. It's something we would do well to give some serious consideration to.
....Aw...how cute; now the NBA has it's own precious little steroid problem....
....How are "birthers" like global warming deniers? Funny you should ask....
....Feeling as if you're being bled dry by your bank? Perhaps it's because you're being bled dry by your bank.
....Yeah, so we tortured protesters. It's not like they didn't have it coming...and it was God's will.
....Sadly, having a smart President still doesn't translate to having a smart country. We're still ruled by the knee-jerk emotional reactions of the lowest common intellectual denominator.
