....Obama Administration to lowest common denominator: nice demagoguery, y'all. You win. Sometimes, lies, propaganda, and disinformation can be it's own reward, eh? Aim high, y'all. Or not....
....It appears the Yugo is back from the dead. I'm not at all certain this is a good thing.
....Lady Gaga is nude, and she wants to turn the world gay. I'm not at all certain this is a good thing, either.
....Bacon and illegal drugs. Don't let this happen to you, kids!
....If you're like most guys, seeing Rachel McAdams like this would allow you to die a happy man, no?
....You think Fox Noise Channel doesn't LOVE Barack Obama? Guess again, kimosabe....
....Ever wonder what a "death panel" might look like? Well, wonder no more, because Bill Maher is here to clue you in.
....If you're a counselor at a psychiatric treatment facility, here's one little lesson to keep in mind: nothing good can come out of dating the patients.
....That gold band on a woman's left hand? That's the universally-recognized signal for "I hate sex."
....Comfy beds. Great room rates. But will you be able to go the the vending machine down the hall without running into a SWAT team?