....OMG!!! Michelle Obama wore shorts on Sunday! Alert the media!!
....DNA evidence can be fabricated? Well, I suppose that would explain the "Fun With DNA" kits that I saw in the toy section at Target over the weekend, eh?
....Kinda tough to push for real, effective health care reform when you're secretly shilling for the insurance industry, don'tchathink?
....So, you want to grow your own AstroTurf?
....You know, our judicial system is not perfect. Sometimes, we're going to execute an innocent person for the Greater Good. This is perfectly acceptable...as long as the innocent person isn't you or a loved one.
....This is what happens when a game of UNO goes wrong...horribly, irretrievably wrong
....Hey, kids...this is why you shouldn't drink and drive...especially if you have an IQ in the low double digits. Bonus: with mug shot goodness. Double bonus: it happened in God's Country Texas.
....Euthanasia? Shouldn't youth be able to travel wherever they want to?
....Oh, come on, people. Now you're just piling on!
....Damn, it happened again this year. I missed "Bring Your Child To A Robbery Of A Pep Boys Day."