....This just in from the WWJD Washington bureau: People don't believe the truth about health care reform. They are, however, more than willing to believe lies, half-truths, and propaganda. And yet these people are allowed to vote...no wonder this country is such a mess.
....Among other deficiencies, Bernie Madoff apparently has a small penis, as his alleged mistress can attest. On the bright side, oral sex would be a breeze. Do tell....
....This just in: lying and making $#!& up out of whole cloth? IT STILL WORKS!
....If you can't find a girlfriend...well, this isn't going to be much of a subsitute.
....Sex History: An Intellectual History. Oh, now this should be REALLY good....
....Today's proof of the decline and fall of Western Civilization: we can no longer even trust our frozen pizzas.
....You know, dropping acid and getting lost in the woods may not be the wisest thing to do on your honeymoon. Just a thought.
....Today's "Hot Teacher Has Lesbian Affair With 15-Year-Old Student" has been brought to you by...hey, wait a minute....
....Yeah, so I boned my friend's wife, and had my parents pay her $96,000 to keep quiet. So what? It was TOTALLY legal, and nowhere near as evil and nefarious as what Bill Clinton did.
....Here's an idea that will likely cause your head to explode if you think about it for too long: Fox Noise Channel is actually LIBERAL!
