....For years, we've obsessed over what impact professional athletes doing steroids might have on our children. Perhaps we should have been more worried about our senior citizens?
....Sarah Palin gets her facts wrong? How could that have happened??
....Chuck Grassley thinks that the raving nutjobs at town halls across the nation are actually representative of Americans? What planet does he spend most of his time on?
....When the President is black, the guns come out. Welcome to our glorious and harmonious post-racial society, eh?
....OK, so it's not "Cash for Clunkers", but someone thinks it's a good idea to recycle sex toys...and who am I to argue?
....In New York, the pervs tend to congregate on the subway. In Oakland...well, they're airborne.
....Whodathunkit? You really can be too smart to be a police officer.
....From Lufkin, TX, comes this week's Father of the Year candidate...though I've gotta tell you, chasing a 5-year-old boy with a chain saw probably isn't going to help your chances.
....It's official! 59% of Americans say that Michelle Obama has the right to wear shorts!! Damn, for awhile there I thought the fashion police were going to be coming down on her.
....Semi-automatic weapon. Scantily clad waitress. Police cruiser. What could possibly go wrong??
