August 26, 2009 5:31 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....What do Brett Favre and a goat in the trunk of a car have in common? More than you might think, though you'd have to get inside a crazy woman's head to figure it out...and do you REALLY want to go there? I didn't think so.

....You want crazy? How 'bout Betsy McCaughey, whom Jon Stewart managed to exposed as just another lying Right-wing shill for those who would do anything to defeat health care reform?

....Man accused of sex act with car. No further commentary is necessary, though I do hope the sap remembered to use plenty of lubrication. Ouch....

....Nude Pole Dancing In New York Subway. Any further comment would be superfluous...and it's NSFW (well, DUH!)

....Cheney Accuses Obama Of Politicizing Justice Department. This just in: Pot calls Kettle black. Film @ 11!!

....OK, y'all; THIS is why you should text while driving. Any questions? I didn't think so.

....Jessica Biel is the most dangerous woman on the Internet? Who would have thought that just wanted to see her naked would be so fraught with danger?

....Look, it's pretty simple, really. If you're going trash someone personally, shouldn't you at least have the balls to use your real name?

....Thirty-six companies, including my employer, have pulled their advertising from Glenn Beck's show. You might think that his employer might see the message inherent in this...unless you're Fox Noise Channel, in which case you simply attempt to tie the co-founder of the group behind the boycott to terrorism.

....Michele Bachmann's method for defeating healthcare reform? Prayer and fasting. Well, it was either that or being bled by leeches.

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