....Republicans hate loud, angry, unruly people...unless they can be used for their advantage, of course.
....Welcom to the place where meat, engineering, and architecture intersect....
....Yeah, we know you're a reporter...but are you a "good" American or an "evil, freedom-hating" American?
....SKANK WAR!!!!
....OK. so you're a model and you're nude. It's only art if you're dead and in a museum, 'kay??
....OK, so I'm willing to demonize President Obama based on the color of his skin...but that doesn't make me a racist.
....Sure, fear can often be an effective motivational tool, but this is silly.
....Just in case you were searching for something else to live in mortal fear of, try this one on for size: paraffin wax birthday candles may contribute to indoor air pollution
....Hide the Twinkies and the Frosted Flakes, Ma! It looks like the diet police are back.
....Rick Pitino is really, really, REALLY frustrated with all the lying liars in the media and how they lying tell their lying lies.
