....Everything's Bigger In Texas, Except The Beers. Everything else is being downsized, so why not the beer at Reliant Stadium. Really, though; who knew that Texans fans couldn't hold their tasteless, watery, $7.75 beers? Get less! Pay more!! Boy, that Bob McNair sure knows how to treat customers, eh?
....Just a hint: if a bank accidentally deposits $11,000 into your account, they're going to eventually want it back. Unless you really want to go to prison and be someone's girlfriend, that is.
....He's erratic. He's psychotic. He hears the voice of God...so of course Phillip Garrido had a blog. Aren't all bloggers narcissistic, self-promoting publicity hounds who don't check their facts?
....Teetotallers more likely to be depressed. Who needs Zoloft?? WE HAVE BEER!!!
....Don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young?
...."Today Show" Hires Jenna Bush As New Correspondent. I got nothin'. No, really...I'm speechless.... WTF?
....US Makes List Of 50 Measurements To Gauge Success In Afghanistan War. #37: Does Kabul have an NFL team? #41: Does Afghan TV carry Fox News Channel?
....It's been 12 months since Sarah Palin was plucked from obscurity by John McCain. In that time she's become a mean-spirited propaganda machine AND a punch line for every comedian from Anchorage to Key West
....Most of think Ted Kennedy fought his cancer courageously and well. Mike Huckabee, though, is here to tell us what really happened: Kennedy fought his cancer in order to deny others the ability to fight theirs. What a heartless bastard...Huckabee, I mean....
....Do you REALLY think this would be happening if a White man was occupying the White House?
