....Sure, you know that when the Rapture comes, you'll be whisked away to Heaven to frolic forever with your Lord and Savior...but what about your pets??
....What Happened When I Legally Exposed My Breasts in Public. Uh, once the laughter died down, not much of anything happened, actually....
....It's that time of year again...yep, the 2009 FAILgate project is back in town. Vote early and often.
....Here are two words that are guaranteed to liven up your fantasy football league's draft: midget strippers.
....Lou Dobbs To Rally Anti-Immigrant Fans On Capitol Hill. Right; this country would be SO much better without all those dirty Brown People, knowhutimean?
....If you want to deposit a check at Bank of America and you don't have any arms...well, you're just SOL, kimosabe.
....Compassion? Understanding? Screw you, lady...I'm a Republican.
....If we're going to be investigating (and hopefully prosecuting) those involved in torture, shouldn't Dick Cheney be on the list?
....OK, so Glenn Beck's an idiot. Don't take my word for it, though; Keith Olbermann will be happy to clue you in.