....Miyuki Hatoyama, Japan's First Lady, Would Love To Visit Uranus. Man, I got nothin'. How could you possibly add anything of note to that??
....If not for Glenn Beck, we'd never know that NBC is a haven for Communist art. Why does GE hate America??
....Your Legislators At Work. Or not.
....Yep, nothin' quite like pouring salt into an open wound, eh?
....Hey, There's Listeria In The Eggo Waffles. Leggo my Eggo! No, really...uh, actually, you can have it....
...."Thank you, dear...but I think Mommy can pick her own nose."
....Hey, just because a Republican governor takes a helicopter to church...well, that doesn't make him a hypocrite. Or does it? IS Bobby Jindal a tool or what?
....Uh, is that a dead weasel on your head...or are you just glad to see me?
....Curt Schilling Not Done Promoting Curt Schilling. Does anyone REALLY care what Curt Schilling thinks...except Curt Schilling? Yawn....
....So, you wondering just how despicably low town hall protestors can sink? Well, this ought to give you some indication. Man, these people are scum....