....How bad a football coach (or a person) do you have to be to get fired twice within the space of nine months? As it turns out, all you have to be is Jeff Jagodzinski, which is apparently Latin for "completely self-absorbed and devoid of any ethical foundation."
....Hey, kids!! Guess what time it is?? Yep, it's time for that old raconteur, Pat Buchanan, to defend Adolf Hitler for no discernible reason! Yay!!
....Yawn...ANOTHER dead-frog-in-a-Pepsi-can story? My God, y'all...that is SO Bush Administration....
....JOSEF MENGELE LIVES!!!
....So when does ice cream masquerade as a political statement? No, this isn't Konservative Krunch or Pro-Life Pistachio we're talking about here....
....Tip: Don't Fart During Surgery. Uh, yeah...kinda self-evident, don'tchathink??
....Wow, what a relief...now the federal government has George Will's permission to end the war in Afghanistan. We're saved!!
....This just in: unemployment is REALLY, REALLY, REALLY stressful!! Join us tomorrow when we discuss why sex is fun!!
....Should you have reason to travel to Azerbaijan...and hopefully you won't...you'd best remember to leave your sense of humor at home...because Azerbaijan is no laughing matter
....Progressives to Obama: you're a very, VERY bad boy....