....I KNEW IT! That sneaky, nefarious Barack Obama is trying to establish an authoritarian government. I suppose that's what you can expect when you have a black man in the White House, eh? Praise Jeebus for the sage counsel of Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA), a godly white man who speaks truth to power.
....Hide the women and children, for the wiener war has begun. How do I know? Well, 'cuz the graphic says so, silly.
....No, you do NOT want to mess with geeks from an Ag school.
....A: Bread, chicken skin, Saran Wrap, potato chips, Coca Cola, kebabs. Q: What are things that you shouldn't use as contraceptives?. Uh, yeah...NEVER underestimate the power of human stupidity ingenuity.
....Why does the Far Right engage in lies, propaganda, and character assassination? Uh, because it works?
....I don't know about you, but I'm REALLY afraid that Bozo the Clown Michele Bachmann will become this country's first female President. Be afraid...be very, very afraid.
....Feet are washing ashore at Cockey Creek in Maryland. And you don't want to know what's washing up at Footy Beach. No, I don't. I really, really don't.
....When is junk food a "Smart Choice"? When the marketing department says so and comes up with a clever graphic to prove it.
....Man, how do I get me one of them magical press release machines??
....The Worst Movie of the Summer? You'll have to find out for yourself. Once I found out that Sandra Bullock never gets naked, I lost all interest.
