....An Army of Home-Schooled "Christian Soldiers" On a Mission to "Take Back America for God". You want "tolerance" and "Christian charity"? Good luck with that one...because you're not going to find it with these folks.
....Obama's Back To School Speech Emphasizes Personal Responsibility: Don'tcha just HATE all that Librul Socialist propaganda?
....Got milk? Got mutant protein? Yeah, you probably do...and you thought milk was supposed to be good for you....
....'Taxpayers should not have to fund feminist porn'. What...and I suppose you have better uses in mind for our tax dollars??
....15 Most Bizarre Patents. I'll have to go with the cheese-filtered cigarette. Mmm...cheese.... What no bacon??
....Palin: The AP Is "Heartless And Selfish" For Releasing Photo Of Dying Marine. Yeah, you certainly wouldn't want Americans to know the real cost of our endless wars, would you?
....Britney Spears Covers Alanis Morissette: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to want any part of it, either.
....Why Sex Is So Much Better Today. Unless you really preferred the oppressive, hypocritical, puritanical 50s and 60s.
....When you can't win based on the strength of your convictions, why not just resort to character assassination and making stuff up?
....Only 51 percent of Kentucky residents believe Obama was born in U.S.. OK, so 49% of Kentucky residents are morons.