September 16, 2009 5:26 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Obama: Kanye Is A "Jackass". Uh, no...ABC's Terry Moran is a jackass for tweeting about an off-the-record portion of an interview with the President. Stay classy, eh? Yeah, I know...WHAT LIberal Media?? BTW...when the President is calling you out for being a jackass, you might want to seek some serious professional help, knowhutimean?

....Why Obama Won't Be Able To Reform Wall St.. Because greed, avarice, and self-interest will generally trump common sense and decency.

....So, Glenn Beck has lost more than 50% of his advertising dollars? There's a message there...not that Beck and his drooling sycophants are likely to pick up on it, of course.

....Memo to Mike Huckabee: Just because so many media outlets call you out for being a clueless empty suit...well, that doesn't mean that journalism is dead.

....If you have to lie, cheat, and inflate the truth in order to bolster your case...well, if you're a Conservative then that's what you do.

....The 7 Most Inappropriate Products For Children. "Pole Dancing Barbie"? So what are we teaching our children? That women exist for the entertainment and edification of men. Well, OK, then.... ;-)

....Winning software might have prevented porn Arrest. Yes, now you, too, can prevent your at from downloading child porn. If only this poor soul had known this, he might have saved himself some serious jail time.

....Six years later, and the FCC is STILL worried about the effect of Janet Jackson's boob on our precious snowflakes.

....Take it from Chuck- this is what happens when you get your women off reality television.

....If you had been thinking that Joe Wilson would be contrite and apologetic...well, get a clue, willya? He clearly sees himself as some sort of persecuted patriot.

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