September 14, 2009 5:36 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....The FWDing of the Conservative Revolution: The stoopid!! It burnz!! And it's in my inbox....

....Quien es mas EVIL?? Hey, after you reach a certain point in criminal depravity, does it even matter?

....Our Plan To Save Annie Leibovitz's Finances. Hey, what's a girl to do when she has to come up with $24 million on short notice?

....If you think Big Business wields unacceptable and unconscionable influence over the conduct of our democracy...well, you probably ain't seen nothin' yet

....Naomi Wolf To Write History Of The Vagina. You know, there are times when words fail me. This is one of those times. 'Course, I could always write a history of the penis. The illustrations alone would be...well, OK, maybe not....

....Ed Show Slams Limbaugh For Comparing Obama To North Korean Dictator. Uh...since when do we give a damn about any of Limbaugh's public mental masturbation?

....10 Reasons Glenn Beck Should Get Off the Air and Never Come Back. Uh...you need ten?

....Trapped Girls Updated Facebook Status Instead of Calling For Help. Hey, it's not like one of their Facebooks friends wouldn't have called the authorities for help.

....Seventeen straight losing seasons. Man, it's almost like you have to work to be that bad...and the Pittsburgh Pirates have gone above and beyond the call of mere mediocrity.

....Save On Porno! 50 Sluttiest American Apparel Ads: Hey, there's a recession on...and a guy really needs to be able to save a buck wherever he can, right?

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