....War on Christmas begins: Texas conservatives protest inclusion of Hindu holiday in school curriculum: Jeebus...the wingnuts barely kept their powder dry past Labor Day. Remember, kids; this is a Christian nation...and there's a reason why Texans think they live in "God's Country".
....Megan Fox Branded 'Dumb-As-A-Rock' And 'Classless' By 'Transformers' Crew: Uh, and we were supposed to appreciate her for her brilliant insight into the human condition?
....Gingrich 'Inadvertently' Names Porn Company 'Entrepreneur of The Year' For Stimulating The Economy: Well, I suppose that would explain the term "stimulus package", eh?? Yes, it most certainly would.
....How do you know that the Washington Post is a Librul newspaper? Well, check out this dude's take on the Post's Patrick Swayze obituary? Man, does EVERYTHING have to be dissected for Liberal bias? Or can an obituary just be an obituary?
....Welcome to the South. Of course we can fry it.
....So, tell me again how playing for the Detroit Lions is like dating Whoopi Goldberg??
....Banks to Taxpayers: Thank you for the bailout money. No, you can't fly on our private jets. Now get off our lawn.
....If you're going to insult the President, and you're a member of the House of Representatives, you're going to want to keep in mind that there's a right and a wrong way to go about these things.
....From naked in Cosmo in 1982 to running for Ted Kennedy's Senate seat. Wait for it...oh, the hypocrisy coming in 4...3...2....
....Yay!! The recession is over!! Does that mean I'll finally be able to get a loan now??
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