....Oooo...Michelle Obama went to the Farmer's Market!! I wonder what she bought? Uh...who cares? I'm still busy obsessing over that yellow dress she wore once upon a time. Hey, can we focus on something that actually MATTERS? Just a thought....
....I'll bet you never thought that you'd ever see anything that compared New Orleans and North Korea on equal terms, right? Well, the lifespan of African-Americans in New Orleans and North Koreans are about the same. Kinda makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it? Me, neither....
....77 Percent Of Oklahoma High School Students Can't Name The First President Of The U.S.. And they probably think that Barack Obama is a radical Kenyan Islamofascist bent on destroying this great nation.
....Uh, didn't Democrats win the last election by a wide margin? How is it, then, that Democrats are still caving in to Conservatives when they begin venting their self-righteous outrage? Grow some balls, willya??
....Joe Wilson: public relations daredevil...and lying sack of dog excrement.
....Twitter is worth $1 billion. Geez, with that kind of money, you'd think they'd be able to afford to afford more than 140 characters.
....As you are reading this, Republicans are waterboarding Olympia Snowe. Oh, the humanity....
....Thank GOD for the brave, principled leadership of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal (R-Lalaland), who has ordered that all funding of state contracts with ACORN be stopped IMMEDIATELY. There's just one problem though: no Louisiana state agency has any sort of contract with ACORN. Facts be damned...we're cutting off all the money ACORN doesn't get!!
....So, Jon Gosselin boinked the babysitter? And how, exactly, is this newsworthy? Come back when it turns out he has a predilection for farm animals; then perhaps we'll have something to talk about.
....Hypocrisy, they name is Dick Armey. Don't be a dick....
