September 21, 2009 5:18 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Snubbed By Obama, Fox News's Chris Wallace Calls White House "Biggest Bunch Of Crybabies I've Ever Seen". Uh, since when is the President (or anyone else) obligated to talk to about ANYTHING? Yeah, I know you're a legend in your own mind, but you couldn't hold your daddy's jockstrap. Stop whining and grow up....

....Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be Orly Taitz....

....Bonus: better to be though a fool and a bigot than to be Camille Paglia....

....It's gotta be the shoes, money!!.

....When is receiving a "Media Courage Award" the epitome of an oxymoron? When you're Bill O'Reilly, and your acceptance speech is closed to the press and the public. Courage, it would seem, ain't what it used to be.

....Texas Gov. Rick Perry On Recession: "We're In One?". Clueless, brain-dead...and built to stay that way....

....Rick Santorum wants to run for President in 2012? Oh, Sweet Jeebus....pleasepleasepleaseplease....

....Obama: Race Not The "Overriding Issue" Behind Anger Over Health Care. Ignorance of what should be blindingly obvious does not render that reality any less obvious. How 'bout just calling the bigots out for what they are? Grow a pair, willya??

....Today's "Texas Moment": Woman's Declaration That She's a 56-Year-Old Virgin Off by One Night. Uh, ma'am? That sex ed stuff was yesterday's hearing. Today we're talking 'about alcohol awareness. But thanks for playin' the feud!

....HardOn. Apply directly to the...hey, wait...this is supposed to be a family show!!

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