....A reality TV show contestant falls in love with a porn star. What could POSSIBLY go wrong??
....You have to know that you're an irredeemable asshole when you can sink this low without even a trace of remorse.
....Chicago Cab Drivers Want To Charge Fee For Vomiting: Sometimes words fail me. This is one of those times.
....Honeybaked Ham Fires Employee Shot In Store Robbery. Hey, thanks for all you've done...now don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, 'kay??
....Stay classy, Jon Corzine!! This, sir, was a dick move....
....Here's a tip for you kids who dream of someday playing Division I basketball: hoops and selling crack cocaine generally don't go together well.
....For all y'all who want to make certain that you're getting your racism just right, Stephen Colbert has some useful suggestions for you.
....The great thing about being a Republican is that you never have to worry about being held accountable...even when your inflammatory lunacy contributes to an environment where people are murdered simply because they work for the Census Bureau.
....So, you really, really, REALLY hate Bank of America, and you'd do anything to get back at them for the way they've treated. Hmm...suing them for a 1,784 billion, trillion dollars is probably a good place to start, eh?
....Incest: the game the whole family can play.
