September 30, 2009 4:48 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Children sang Bush's praises, but conservatives now call such behavior 'indoctrination,' 'propaganda.' When we do it, it's the spontaneous expression of heartfelt gratitude and devotion to Our Glorious Leader ©. When you do it, it's the worst sort of mindless Leftist propaganda and brainwashing.

....Today's candidate for Headline of the Year: East Cleveland Mayor Involved In Cross-Dressing Photo Scandal. No further comment is really necessary...is it?

....Uninsured 22-Year-Old Boehner Constituent Dies From Swine Flu. Hey, c'mon now...if you're poor, you shouldn't be getting sick. Capice?

....Justice delayed may be justice denied, but in Roman Polanski's case, it's better late (31 years) than never . Pedophilia is still a crime, no matter how much time has passed or how successful you've been.

....Read this story...and then tell me again that health insurance companies aren't completely out of control. I'd also be interested in hearing again why we don't need health care reform, 'kay?

....So you don't think there's any such thing as a Vast Right-wing Conspiracy? Well, it might just be time you started paying attention.

....In case y'all had forgotten, when you're a Republican you don't get to think independently. That's for losers and Libruls.

....If Jon Kyl doesn't need maternity care, why should you?

....Government of the People, by the People, and for the People? Yeah, right....

....And this, y'all, is why I'm glad I was born male.

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