October 2, 2009 4:11 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Christian Extremists Protest At Brooklyn Synagogue. So..."Christian charity" really IS an oxymoron, eh? Hey, Jesus called; He wants His religion back.

....Brazil VP: We need nukes. Great; most of your nation lives in abject poverty, and you're concerned about developing nuclear weapons? Can I get a "WTF??" from the congregation??

....Man Pleads Guilty To Feeding Dad To Coyotes. Well, they were hungry...and besides, Dad was an asshole, anyway.

....I hope you're sitting down for this bit of joyous news: ARENA FOOTBALL IS BACK!! I know...most of you are probably thinking, "It was gone??" Yes, it was...and a grateful nation celebrates its return. Yippeekiyay....

....You know, things would be so much better if women just stopped being so uppity and accepted their rightful place as the property of men. Phyllis Schlafly knows of which she speaks.

....When you're a wingnut, you can say or do whatever you choose and justify it as "free speech'. Yes, you certainly have the right to be ignorant racists. Don'tcha just LOVE America, where you can be as foolish and brain-dead as u wanna be?

....So you're a Detroit Lions fan, and your team just broke it's 19-game losing streak? What's the appropriate way to celebrate? Well, how about getting drunk, dropping trou, and playing grab-ass with your buddies? YAY BEER!!!

....When you're a wingnut, truth is a fungible concept...so you can create you own truth as you go. Slavish adherence to reality? That's for losers and Liberals!! Ain't America grand??

....COSTS MORE!! DIE EARLIER!! Or, what our health care system would sound like if it would turned into a beer commercial

....The new faces of the GOP? Would you believe Liz Cheney and Sarah Palin? That's exactly why I'm proud to be a Democrat.

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