October 3, 2009 4:53 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Was An Innocent Man Executed? Texas Governor Dismisses 3 On Panel 48 Hours Before Review. Because you sure as Hell wouldn't want anyone to learn the truth about the shoddy, haphazard, and politically expedient way in which Texas applies the death penalty, would you?

....Will someone PLEASE explain to me why and how it is that Lou Dobbs still has a job? Isn't about time CNN did the right thing and sent him packing? How much more demonstrably unhinged does the man have to be?

....India Cricket Team Instructed To Have Sex Before Matches. That does it; I'm moving to India and learning how to play cricket....

....Santorum In Iowa: "I'm Here!". Oh, goody!! The intolerance and pandering factor in the 2012 Republican Presidential Primary field just went up by a factor of about 12. And the average IQ dropped by about 50%.

....Jon Stewart Schools Sean Hannity About History, The Food Chain. Yeah, like Sean Hannity is capable of anything even remotely resembling rational thought.

....Worst. Job. EVER.

....Incest. The game the whole family can play. And if the whole family is playing, is there really anything wrong with i?

....Fox News Dominates Latest Cable News Ratings. It's official; America is nation of (&^%$#@ morons. How else could you POSSIBLY explain this? Seriously, how could you?

....Bill O'Reilly: when YOU do it, it's the worst kind of craven indoctrination of our precious children. When WE do, it's merely the sincere expression of heartfelt devotion to Our Glorious Leader ©. Gottaproblemwiddat??

....This is what I love about our health care "system": we pay more, and yet we die earlier. Don'tcha just LOVE America?

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