October 4, 2009 4:38 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Bachmann: "Sex Clinics" In Schools Will Result From Health Care Reform. No kidding? I could sure use a little "treatment" myself...so why shouldn't I support health care reform?

....237 Reasons Why Women Have Sex. Man, it's SO much easier being male. You know how many reasons we have for having sex? ONE. Hey, when you're thinking with the wrong heard, there's not much room in their for critical thinking, knowhutimean??

....I realize we've only known each other for 20 minutes, but d'ya wanna get married?? Who says it can't last forever...or at least until Perez Hilton begins prying?

....TX judge rejects gay marriage ban. This is about as unexpected as Ben & Jerry's opening a retail store in Hell.

....Destroying people and careers: it's what we do here at Fox Noise Channel...and if you don't like it, you just might be next. Go Fox yourself....

....Grayson calls GOP a 'lie factory'. And business is very, very good....

....Listening to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) call Right-wing hate mongers "cynical" and "crazy" is nothing if not an exercise in irony. Oh, the humanity....

....Denver newspaper seeks marijuana critic. Hmm...I could live in Denver. Whaddyathink??

....If you seriously believe that Barack Obama's health care plan is on a par with Nazi policies, please turn in your voter's registration card NOW. You're clearly too stupid to be trusted with the sacred responsibility of casting an informed vote.

....Republicans Have Decided to Call Anything a Democrat Ever Does or Says "Nazi". Please refer to the above observation. Jeebus...how stupid do you have to be...?

blog comments powered by Disqus

Technorati

Technorati search

» Blogs that link here

About this Entry

This page contains a single entry by Jack Cluth published on October 4, 2009 4:38 AM.

Going rouge...or, a Photoshop contest looking for a place to happen was the previous entry in this blog.

If Viagra just doesn't do it for you.... is the next entry in this blog.

Find recent content on the main index or look in the archives to find all content.

Contact Me

Powered by Movable Type 5.12