October 6, 2009 4:52 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Bill Bennett On Chicago's Olympics Bid: "I'm Actually For Rio... In Chicago It's Fat People Eating". Uh, I don't want to make fun of the circumferentially-challenged...but have you looked at picture of Bennett lately? The man's not exactly svelte. Hypocrite....

....Are you as tired of seeing Canada and France sucking the American teat as Sen. Bob Corker (R-TN) is? Perhaps if we just invaded; it certainly worked in Iran and Afghanistan, no?

....Imagine no religion. No more people killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend? Nah...never gonna happen.

....Newt Gingrich Makes "World's Best Persons" For Revoking Business Award He Gave To Strip Club. What kind of award requires a $5000 "donation"? Just another Right-wing scam? Or a case of someone on Gingrich's staff not doing their homework? Nice scam, eh?

....Tea Party Movement Returns Christian Right to Its Racist Past. The Christian Right once again demonstrates that "Christian Charity" is an oxymoron.

....Elizabeth Edwards Planning Divorce. And the only question that needs to be asked is "What took you so long?"

....Gay-baiting: always a useful tool if you aspire to ruin lives and careers. When you're a member of the Right-wing media lynch mob, it's your stock in trade.

....Rick Scott makes money off the uninsured...and business is GOOD.

....What's with the clamoring to bomb Iran? If everyone thought it was a good idea to jump off a cliff, would you do that, too?

....Woman Returns Adopted Child After 18-Months . Sorry, this one's defective...and I think it's still under warranty.

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