....So what's the one thing that Afghanistan needs in order to crawl out of the Third World? Peace? Security? Democracy? An NHL team in Kabul? No, silly...what they really need is a WalMart
....This is why I don't play poker.
....If you're going to taunt angry drunk women as they're being led out of the stadium by police, you deserve to see your football team lose 19 in a row. Losers.
....Lila Rose, Right-Wing Activist, Calls For Public Abortions. This from the same person who would no doubt advocate in the same breath for public executions. Pro-life? Right; and I'm the Queen of England.
....So, if the University of Tulsa's Golden Hurricanes football team doesn't live up to expectations, should they then be referred to as the Golden Showers? Just wondering....
....That's not a pillow mint!! THAT'S AN IED!!!
....What Is an Orgasm, Anyway? You know, for some things it's enough just to know that it feels good, don'tchathink?
....Didja hear the news? ACORN is responsible for the recession. Fox Noise Channel says so!!
....I'm not a big Cokie Roberts fan, but every now and again she opens her mouth and out spews something I can actually get behind....
....A Republican Senator deliberately undermining American foreign policy? Uh...if a Democrat was doing it, Republicans would be crying "TREASON!!" from sea to shining sea. When we do it, it's standing up and speaking truth to power. When you do it, it's the worst sort of treason- and we still execute traitors, don't we?
