October 8, 2009 5:18 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Mary Cheney Reportedly Pregnant. Hmm...why do the words "Spawn of Satan" come to mind??

....Afghan legislation nudges women's rights forward. Slowly, glacially, Afghanistan seems to be beginning to awaken to the reality the women aren't property. Not bad for a country that has to upgrade just to be considered a Third World country.

....Michele Bachmann: "I'm Certainly Not Going To Fear The Likes Of Keith Olbermann". Of course not, silly. Why let an inconvenient thing like the truth stop you from spread ignorance, fear, and lunacy?

....Bachmann: I'm comfortable with Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck being the voices of the GOP. Oddly enough, so am I. As long as this continues to be the case, Republicans won't have a snowball's chance in Hell of being taken seriously.

....Meg Whitman: I Clearly Remember Voting In 1984. Voting? Hmm...I don't know about that. I may have gotten laid in 1984, but I don't know if I voted.

....Hell Freezes Over: Film @ 11!! Michael Moore and Sean Hannity share the same set. Next they'll be telling us that matter and anti-matter have signed a nonaggression treaty.

....So what happens when a Fox Noise Channel talking head goes off the reservation? Well, you get this "WTF??" moment. Memo to Fox Noise viewers: you've just been told by a Fox Noise talking head that that network's anchors are lying to you. SURPRISE!! Priceless....

....While I hate to seem rude and/or disrespectful, I really have to ask: is there a biped on this planet dumber than Betsy McCaughey??

....God hates Diet Pepsi? 500,000 to boycott Pepsi over its 'homosexual advocacy'. Peace on Earth. Good will towards men. As long as you're White, straight, and Conservative. Otherwise, y'all can just go burn in Hell.

....Michele Bachmann: is she or is she not the Black Angel of Death?

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