....Bizarre iPhone App Simulates Looking Up Girls' Skirts. Don'tcha just LOVE technology??
....IJustMadeLove.com: Tell The World Where, How You Had Sex. Why, yes, I DO LOVE technology!
....Coburn Wants To Dump Political Science Funding Since Americans Can Just 'Turn To CNN, Fox News, MSNBC'. Hey, if it's not in the Bible do we really even need to know it?
....Michele Bachmann Issues New Warning About Government-Run Sex Clinics. Uh...apparently they're not going to be giving lessons. Damn, and I was really looking forward to seeing the syllabus for the class.
....White House Communications Director calls Fox News 'opinion journalism masquerading as news.'. Hey, it wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true....
....Jeb Bush: The Country Needs To Put On Its 'Big-Boy Pants' And Leave My Brother Alone. Hmm...I wasn't aware that there was a statute of limitation on lying, murdering, and criminal incompetence.
....The Republican Party: scorched-earth politics at it's finest...and that's not a compliment.
....So you screwed up Big Time. You screwed your neighbor's wife, your best friend's wife, your pastor's wife, AND your bosses wife. So what are you going to do when it's time to fall on your sword? Well, you could do far worse than to take a page from David Letterman's book
....You want innovation? Well, look no further than the brilliance and ingenuity of the Mexican drug cartels.
....When you're Karl Rove, you can say what you want, smear whoever you choose, and make whatever baseless accusations that pop into your pointy li'l head...and the best part is that you never have to worry about being held accountable.
