October 11, 2009 6:16 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....RedState's Erick Erickson: Obama won because the Nobel Committee had 'affirmative action quotas.'. What is it about Conservatives that makes them so reflexively and hatefully anti-Obama? Then again it's a lot easier to tear something down than to build it up, eh?

....America's Sexist-in-Chief, Rush Limbaugh, has been selected to be a judge at the Miss America pageant. Ah, so the reported demise of irony was premature, then?

....How fortunate do I feel to have a job in this economy? Well, when I read a story about 10,000 people applying for 90 job openings in Louisville...yeah, I've got a lot to be thankful for.

....40,000 More U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan Won't Solve Its 40% Unemployment Rate. No, but it will certainly present some significant growth opportunities for Taliban, Inc. and it's subsidiaries.

....Dem Rep. Tells GOP Rep. To "Stick It Up Your Ass". Could it be? Another Democrat growing a pair of balls? Be still, my foolish heart...

....Famous Gun-Carrying Soccer Mom, Husband Found Dead In Apparent Murder-Suicide. Karma can be a real b---h, can't it?

....If you think the Right-wing echo chamber was vicious, hateful, and mean-spirited when it got involved in the debate over health-care debate, just wait 'til you see what they have in mind for the debate of immigration reform.

....Another sign of the impending apocalypse: Marge Simpson posing for Playboy .

....Beck's History Of Sexist Comments. Grab a cup of coffee and a Snickers...'cuz you're going to be here for awhile.

....Man misses birth of his child after fondling nurse, police say. Stay classy, mi amigo....

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