October 20, 2009 5:16 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....53 House Republicans Call On "Safe Schools Czar" To Be Fired Over Fox News Smears. So, Sean Hannity can just make $#!& up with no fear of being held accountable, and 53 brain-dead Republicans accept these smears as Gospel? And you wonder why the GOP lost so badly in 2008....

....If you're looking to make a splash at your company's Halloween party this year...well, you might want to steer clear of these costumes.

....Quick!! What does the health care insurance industry have in common with Major League Baseball...besides an over-developed sense of self-importance and way too much money?

....Why Republicans Are in the Grip of an Apocalyptic Rapture Cult Centered on Revenge and Vindication. Well, when you have no ideas of your own to offer....

....Balloon boy pukes on live television. McDonald's immediately signed the kid to a six-figure endorsement deal.

....The Stupidity of "Zero-Tolerance": 6-Year-Old Suspended For Bringing Food Utensil to School. This is what happens when "zero tolerance" meets "zero common sense".

...."[T]he media equivalent of dog $#!&". Surprisingly, this isn't Fox News Channel's new marketing campaign...though it would pass the "truth in advertising" test if it was.

....Whipped for wearing a 'deceptive' bra: Hardline Islamists in Somalia publicly flog women in Sharia crackdown. Not exactly an advertising for Islamic compassion, eh?

....The world almost came to and end over the weekend...and if you hadn't been too busy watching the Man vs. Food marathon, you might have found out about it.

....Reason #23 why sleeping in a dumpster generally isn't a good idea.

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