....ESPN Suspends Analyst Over Sex Scandal With 22-Year-Old. You say "boinking 22-year-old female intern" like it's a bad thing. Steve Phillips is my new hero...well, except for the fact that he's married.
....McCain Voters Lost Testosterone After Presidential Election, Study Finds. SHRINKAGE!! WE GOT SHRINKAGE!!
....If you think that Fox Noise Channel is "fair and balanced", how is it that Lamar Alexander ends up reading Sean Hannity's talking points on the Senate floor?
....Dem Rep. Grayson: Fox News Is "The Enemy Of America". It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true. If Fox Noise Channel is about "news", then I'm the Queen of Englanda...and I look terrible in a tiara.
....It's time to teach your 11-year-old son about the birds and the bees. What's the most effective way for your lessons on sex education to be understood? Why not take him to Hooters?
....Anyone one can get a football scholarship to a Division I school, but you have to be pretty well hung to get paid for making a movie that requires you to eat pizza while getting your helmet polished by a hot blond. Yeah, I know; it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
....Breaking news: disturbing turd-like Japanese mascot invades American convenience stores.
....Some people get to the top by working hard. Others do it the old fashioned way: on their back. Guess which path Katie Lacey chose? Hey, sweetie...meet me in my office with a pair of kneepads and some AstroGlide, 'kay??
....Houston had gone ten days without a murder. Thank God someone thoughtful soul had the wherewithal to restore the Bayou City's natural balance.
