....George Bodenheimer Requests That ESPN Employees Stop Telling The Media Who's Boinking Whom. Sounds like someone's feeling left out of the action, eh?
....Man Stuffs Mouth With 16 Cockroaches In Record Bid. Uh...breakfast is served....
....As if Peja Stojakovic doesn't have enough to keep himself busy playing basketball for the NBA's New Orleans Hornets...now he's apparently moonlighting in the adult films industry. Well, you now what they say about guys with big feet, eh??
....Well, this explains a lot, eh? OK, Gretchen, show us again where Michele Bachmann touched you....
....So what do Brooke Hundley and Monica Lewinsky have in common? Well, outside of the fact that Lewinsky didn't stalk Bill Clinton to the point where he took out a restraining order against her, they're both being dissed for their perceived lack of beauty. Yeah, if you're going to have an affair that goes public, at least be hot. Is that too much to ask?
....9 Signs Of America In Decline. OK, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, and Glenn Beck. So what were the other three??
....Why, no, that's not a testicle ring. It's actually an iPod.
....Obama golfs more than Bush. Uh...and your point would be....?
....Right-wing mean-spirited character assassination and general immaturity: Take One. Sounds like someone's got his knickers in a twist.
....Right-wing mean-spirited character assassination and general immaturity: Take Two. This is what happen when immaturity, ignorance, and mean-spiritedness get a TV gig.
