....Manatee Stuck In Jersey RESCUED. Ah, I see that we've had reports of a Lou Dobbs sighting, then?
....John Boehner: Yeah, we have a health care plan. No, we're not going to tell you what it is. Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn smart.
....Jon Stewart Takes On Media, Lieberman Over Public Option. Joe LIEberman...and to think that I voted for this man to be Vice-President in 2000. Who (outside of Connecticut and Washington) knew that he was such a self-absorbed, lying careerist?
....The Elisabeth Hasselbeck Birth Control Plan: Try gaining 150 lbs. and stop bathing. Guaranteed to work.
....Soon, it will be illegal to treat domestic violence as a pre-existing condition. The sad thing is that we even need to have a law passed to achieve this.
....Cyberattacks Traced To North Korea. The government can't be bothered to feed their people, but they all apparently have new, top of the line iMacs.
....It's official: Wallabies are now extinct in Minnesota. Damn, and the last one was tasty....
....Caribou Barbie to Iowa Republicans: Principles don't come cheap. Especially mine.
....Cooking meth? Yep, just one more thing that's illegal to engage in while driving. Isn't it time we got government out of our lives??
....And this is why they're called "The Party of 'No'!!"