November 3, 2009 5:10 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Michele Bachmann: a bat-$#!& crazy demagogue leading the blindingly ignorant and easily led.

....GOP Stalinists Invade Upstate New York. Ah, don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young??

....Lieberman on his willingness to derail health care reform: 'I feel relevant.'. 'Cuz Lord knows it isn't about DOING THE JOB HE WAS ELECTED TO DO. Somehow I think there's going to be a very special parking spot in Hell with LIEberman's name on it.

....Cops Threaten Crackdown On City's Naked Pumpkin Run. Having solved all the other crime problems in the city, Boulder police turned their attention to ensuring that the citizenry is protected from exposure to the naked human form. Oh, the humanity....

....Report: Americans Gaining Weight During Recession. It's called "comfort food" for a reason, no?

....Rep. Markey Warns About Right-Wing Misinformation: Net Neutrality May Be The Next 'Death Panels'. Ah, yes...when properly employed, lies, propaganda, and fear-mongering can truly be wondrous things to behold, eh?

....Naked cheat gets frozen out. Well, if you're going to be schtupping another man's wife, you can't reasonably expect a lot of support (or sympathy) from that man when you get caught.

....James Dobson will be leaving Focus on the Family at the end of February. So long to the man who convinced Christians that hatred and discrimination were Christian values straight from the mouth of Jesus Christ.

....Americans trust Obama and Democrats more than Republicans on health care. Perhaps because the only ideas that Republicans have put forward involve lies, Right-wing talking points, and screaming "NO!!"?

....Is Junk Food As Addictive As Heroin? How do you think McDonald's managed to become the behemoth it is?

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