November 6, 2009 5:14 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....It seems some folks in Houston re-did their damaged roofs with the "wrong"-colored shingles in the wake of Hurricane Ike. What's any self-respecting homeowners association to do but to sue them from here to Tuesday?

....If at first you can't succeed in getting one high-paying government job, then try, try again. You'll find a benefactor eventually.

....Too often, "zero tolerance" is a euphemism for "zero common sense".

....What does $640/hour buy you?. Not nearly as much as you might think....

....N.H. restaurant sets meatball mark. I'm not sure what redeeming value a 222.5-pound meatball would have. F'rinstance, you'd probably have to have the world's largest jar of spaghetti sauce to top it, no?

....Losing Net Neutrality: What The Worse Case Scenario Looks Like. When corporations control the flow of information, will we ever again have freedom of speech and truly free access to information?

....Amid flu fears, cereal claims to boost immunity. Wow, so "eat your Wheaties" is more than just a cheap marketing ploy?

....Answer: Epic Forklift Crash Ruins Estimated $150,000 Of Vodka, Cognac. Question: What's the definition of "tragedy"?

....There's a cloud over Dick Cheney. We can only hope that when it clears he'll be wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison.

....When fact-checking only gets in the way of a good story....

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