....CNBC Writer: NYC Marathon Winner Is Only "Technically American". Yeah, if he was a REAL American, he'd be White, obese, and a registered Republican who thinks Glenn Beck is the source of all wisdom and knowledge.
....Conclusive proof that Barack Obama isn't an American citizen: he's in excellent physical condition. No self-respecting American politician would EVER allow himself to be this fit. SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, DAMNIT!!!!
....As if you really needed a reason to like Salvador Dali....
....Popeye Jones Arrested, Gets Free Makeover From Police. Ah, two for the price of one...now THAT'S justice...Texas style!
....Customer 'Flashed' By Topless Photos On T-Mobile Phone Bill. Well, this would give (male) customers an excuse to actually read their cell phone bill, eh?
....Jerry Seinfeld Dumps Microsoft, Goes Back To Mac. And if it's good enough for Jerry....
....GOP health bill: Insurers can ignore 'all of the consumer protection laws' and 'restrictions on rate changes.'. GOP to Americans: "You want health care? Sure, drop trou, bend over, and grab yer ankles. We got yer health care right here!!"
....GOP Blocks Unemployment Extension As Nearly 200,000 Lose Their Benefits Before Holidays. GOP to unemployed Americans: "F--k you! Get off your lazy ass and get a job!!"
....The GOP strategy for disrupting free speech they disagree with? Take a page from Mussolini's fascisti.
....You want weird? Are you sure you can handle weird? I mean truly, completely, bat-shit crazy weird? Well, welcome to the domain of Right-wing abortion foes, where "weird" doesn't begin to describe what these wackjobs are all about.
