November 10, 2009 4:54 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....10 of the Nuttiest Statements Elected Officials Have Made in the Health Care Battle. The challenge, of course, would be whittling the list down to 10.

....Palin gives a lackluster speech in Wisconsin, frequently uses 'bogus' or 'awesome' to discuss weighty topics. Anyone else feel like they just walked into a junior high school homeroom?

....A woman was caught driving Thursday evening with a half bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila by her side, sliced limes on the console - and two children as passengers.... Yep...must be Floriduh.

....If You Say the Taliban = 9/11 Often Enough, Maybe Someone Will Believe It?. Repeat a lie often enough...and it will eventually become the truth.

....Gingrich: The Founding Fathers would be 'very severe critics' of Obama if they were alive today. Yeah, right. Funny how this is only a problem when Democrats are in the majority. When BushWorld was in full flower, all was seemingly right with the world.

....NZ lawmaker sculpted in cow manure. Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves, knowhutimean??

....Reason #437 why you should never take your wife to a strip club with you.

....Is Adultery Good for Women? In Defense of Ashley Madison, the Cheaters' Website. Ah, here comes the science....

....You have to know that hard times are upon us when the perverts are only offering $4 for sex to female passersby.

....Frank Luntz: Polling Shows Americans Are "Mad As Hell". Uh, no; more likely that Republicans need to create that illusion in order to get Americans to take them seriously again. Lies, damn lies, and statistics....

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