....Now here's something you NEVER want to see on your television: Sean Hannity discussing Carrie Prejean's solo sex tape with her.
....Westboro Baptist Church: proof that inbreeding works.
....Your what fell out??
....Glenn Beck Loses Claim Against Web Site Mocking His Logic. Wait..what?? Glenn Becks employs logic? Did I not get the memo??
....As we pause this week to reflect on the sacrifices made by our men and women in uniform, what better way to honor them than by using them to cravenly promote your own cynical, destructive agenda?
....Fergie: I'm Bisexual, Husband Josh Is "Well Endowed. Well, bully for you...but I'll be filing this one under "TMI".
....Thank God for brave, selfless American patriots like Jasen Bruce who are willing to do whatever it takes to protect us from the threat of Greek Orthodox terrorism. Uh...wait...what??
....Bacon makes everything better. Now if only someone could figure out how to brew bacon-flavored beer. Wait...someone has? Praise Jeebus!!!
....Why let silly things like truth and facts get in the way of your desire to kill health care reform by any means necessary?
....British people among world's ugliest, according to BeautifulPeople.com. And this is why I don't live in London.