....Conservative Group: Time To Purge Muslims From Military. You had to know that it was only a matter of time before some unhinged bigot came out with this sort of racist lunacy, eh?
....Salt Lake City Approves Gay Rights Laws With SUPPORT From Mormon Church. Hell freezes over!! Film @ 11!!
....Goldman Sachs CEO Explains Riches: Our Employees Are Just More Productive. And they're doing God's work...so how 'bout y'all just back off and let the loving doctrine that is Prosperity Theology just wash over you and shower you in abundance? Anyone need a towel?
....Fox Fact-Checks Palin's Coin Conspiracy Theory...and finds it to be 100% accurate, truthful, and factual...or something!! Whodathunkit??
....Come for the football. Stay for the hot coeds in the stands going at it like cats in heat. YAY!! GO TEAM!!
....So, The University Of Arizona Had An Undie Run..... Mmm...college girls in their underwear. And the down side would be...??
....If you must have an extramarital affair, you might try finding a girlfriend who isn't bats--t crazy, knowhutimean?
....Better to be thought a smug, self-righteous fool than to be Sue Lowden and remove any lingering doubt.
....Pete Sessions Blasted By Dems For Comparing Women To Smokers. Yet another Texas Republican convinced that women are property.
....Everything You Need To Know About What It's Like To Do Color Analysis For Richmond Vs. Villanova. Sounds like someone has a plane to catch.
