November 15, 2009 6:46 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Dating habits of iPhone users revealed. Hmm...apparently we're narcissistic gadget freaks with intimacy problems. OK...and the point would be...??

....Marcus Jordan Wears Dad's Shoes, Blows School's $3 Million Adidas Deal. There's no "I' in "team"...but there just might be a sizable shoe contract.

....Life Sucks And It's Society's Fault...or, if you decide to wake up and take responsibility for your life, your fault. And you can do something about it.

....Nude It iPhone App Wants To Show You Naked. Uh, thanks...but I can only think of one person who wants to see me naked. I think that's enough. ;-)

....If you want to hunt the wily, elusive RINO, then Charleston, SC, is where you want to be. No, you don't have to bring your own tea bags. They'll have plenty to spare.

....Better to be thought a fool willing to compromise operational security than to be Pete Hoekstra and exposed by Rachel Maddow for actually doing so. Man, can you imagine the Sturm und Drang that would result if a Democrat had engaged in this sort of behavior? Truly, being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry. Or lucid. Or conscious of the safety and security of those around you in a war zone.

....Lou Dobbs Returns to His Planet; 'My Work Here is Done'. Right; I suppose one can only sow so much hatred, fear, and discord before wearing out your welcome.

....Sean Handjob Hannity: one big reason why you will never hear "journalistic integrity" and "Fox News Channel" in the same sentence. Even when Hannity steps up and apologizes for what had to be a deliberate misuse of file footage, he comes off as insincere. We appreciate the apology, but a little sincerity to go along with it would be nice.

....Catholic Church Threatens To Stop D.C. Services For Needy If Gay Marriage Passes. Don'tcha just love watching Christian tolerance and charity in action? Lord knows I do...too bad this isn't an example of that.

....NEVER let truth, reality, and/or facts get in the way of spreading paranoia and Right-wing propaganda.

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