November 16, 2009 5:02 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Study: 2,200 Vets Died Last Year Because They Lacked Health Insurance. With all of the genuflecting towards veterans over the past week, how is it that this statistic hasn't generated even the barest whiff of outrage?

...."Man-gagement" rings.... Whaddya mean I can't play the field before tying the knot??

....You have to know that the Apocalypse is nigh when Jon Gosselin is giving relationship advice to Levi Johnston.

....OK, Johnny...when I turn this dial, does your view of me masturbasting become sharper or fuzzier?

...."Stripper-mobile" Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct. Don'tcha just LOVE American ingenuity?? If you can't go to the strip club, why not pay someone to bring the strip club to you??

....Congressional theatrics at their best...or, perhaps more accurately, their worst.

....Michele Bachmann: the walking definition of "plausible deniability."

....Lou Dobbs' greatest hits..."greatest" and "hits", of course, are open for interpretation.

....Carrie Prejean Threatens To Talk Off Larry King: 'You're Being Inappropriate'. So he stood up, dropped trou, aired out his Johnson, and handed you a pair of kneepads. Why jump to conclusions??

....Google 'Street View' Catches Man Peeing. No, that wasn't me. I swear. I've never even been to the Canary Islands...though I have peed on a few dumpsters in my time.

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