....That Naked Christian Gal Has Been Naked Seven Other Times. It looks like Carrie Prejean has seven more "biggest mistakes of her life" in the can. Hmm...What Would Jesus Do? I think he'd pull up a chair and grab some popcorn.
....Hmm...it might just be time to considering going on the Elizabeth Hurley Diet: lots of vodka and one meal a day. I might not lose any weight, but I probably won't care.
....Eva Mendes Is Unbuttoned, Braless . And this is a bad thing?? ;-)
....Here comes the science, y'all: staring at women's breast for just 10 minutes a day can extend a man's life by five years! I think I'll get started right away...I'm going to live to be 120!! ;-)
....Carrie Prejean: The Bible Allows Breast Implants. Yeah, but does the Good Book specify saline or silicone?
....A Grim Look At Tim Tebow's Future?. Intolerant hyper-religiosity is seldom a very profitable pursuit.
....If you're going to talk to Green Bay Packers Coach Mike McCarthy...well, whatever you do, DON'T mention eggs.
....Algerian Soccer Team Did Not Sign Up For This. OK, so how badly did you want to go to the World Cup, anyway??
....Levi Johnston's Manager: Playgirl Shoot "Was Fantastic!". I'll never be able to look at a hockey stick in quite the same way again. Ugh....
....Hypocrisy. No, it's not the exclusive property of the Republican National Committee. It just seems that way.