....Penis fracture no laughing matter. Do you see me laughing. Do you?? Ouch....
....Beaver Urinates On CBS Correspondent's Face. You know, some people might be kinda turned on by that.... ;-)
....Republicans Are Shocked The Public Is Mad At Them For Voting Against Franken's Anti-Rape Amendment. Uh, so what's the problem? Women are property, anyway....
....Another Palin Hit Job: Newsweek Cover Claims Former Alaska Governor 'Bad News' for Everybody. OK, so how is a mean-spirited pandering Right-wing nut job with the IQ of a strawberry milkshake GOOD for ANYBODY?
....G. Gordon Liddy Says 'I'm Convinced' That 'Barack Obama Is A Muslim,' Gary Bauer Doesn't Disagree. I'm convinced Liddy and Bauer are morons. Anyone care to disagree? I didn't think so.
....Tea Party activists plan to burn Reps. Periello and Pelosi in effigy tomorrow. Uh, no...we're not advocating violence against politicians we detest. Why do you ask??
....Palin Rips McCain Campaign, Steve Schmidt In "Going Rogue". Ah, don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young?
....Utah Becomes A Battleground In The GOP's Civil War. Ah, don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? Is there an echo in here??
....Do Anti-Choice Conservatives Like Cantor And Gingrich Provide Elective Abortion Coverage To Their Employees?. As a matter of fact, they do. Then again, rank hypocrisy is the one truly reliable and universal Republican value, no?
....First U.S. Marijuana Cafe Opens In Portland. No, I didn't get an invitation to the opening...and I'm NOT happy....
