November 20, 2009 5:26 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Liz Cheney floats Cheney/Palin 2012 ticket. Worst dick joke EVER. Man, if Liz Cheney isn't the spawn of Satan, I'm not sure who is.

....Nicolas Cage, Compulsive Spender. Uh, sorry...but losing one or more of several houses due to your financial ineptitude and inattention hardly qualifies for sympathy. Not when millions are legitimately suffering and trying to make ends meet in this economy.

....Al Gore Heckled By Tea Partiers During Climate Speech In Florida. Man, these folks really ARE as dumb as a box of hair, aren't they??

....New estimate for Afghan war: $1 million per soldier. Hmm...I'm not certain what we're spending per child to edumicate them...but something tells me it's a figure with a couple fewer zeroes.

....Joe Wilson And Other Reps Caught Lifting Speeches Directly From Lobbyists. Integrity and intellectual honesty: two things that never have been and never will be identified with Republicans.

....Man, I could have gone my entire life without seeing this and died a VERY happy man....

....Levi Johnston NOT Showing Full-Frontal Nudity In Playgirl. Yeah, the last time the photographer saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it.

....Beware the teabags of March. Be careful what you ask for...'cuz you might just get it. Say hello the the law of unintended consequences.

....Pawlenty Completes Science-Denying Metamorphosis, Now Refutes That Human Activity Causes Climate Change. Tim Pawlenty is living proof that some folks will do or say ANYTHING to become President. Then again, being a Republican isn't about standing on principle. It's about political power- achieving it, maintaining it, and consolidating it.

....Palin Accuses AP Of Doing 'Opposition Research' In Fact Check of Book. Only if you're a denizen of the Far Right can truth be equated to propaganda.

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