November 22, 2009 8:07 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....See The Biggest Falsehoods In 'Going Rogue'. Without lies, embellishments, and revisionist history to tie it all together, would there even be a story?

....Here's some useful information for the ladies: How to keep a man from staring at your breasts

....Cleveland Seeks Survivors Of 'House Of Horrors'. Hmm...do I smell "reality show"??

....Jaycee Dugard Movie: Pornographer Announces Plans For 'Abducted Girl, An American Sex Slave'. Just when you think we couldn't possibly sink any lower....

....Coming Soon: JOBS! Why employment will rebound sooner than you think. Perhaps if we repeat it often and fervently often enough it might actually come true. I'll just click my heels together three times, and....

....Former Bush Attorney General Makes Fort Hood Jokes. Memo to Michael Mukasey: Stay classy, eh??

....A new antidepressant really turns women on. Take two of these and call me in the...oh, why wait? Whenever you're ready, dear.... ;-)

....Thinly-Veiled Christian Obama Death Threats Take Off. What would Jesus do? How about plotting an assassination? Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus is weeping quietly into his Corona.

....Learn to speak Tea Bag. Yes, now you can become fluent in conversational Tea Bag in just a few short minutes...because other languages are just too (&^%$#@ hard.

....Proposed extensions of Godwin's Law. How 'bout we beat the rush and go straight to comparing our ideological opponents to Hitler? Think of all the time we'd save...and all the fun we'd have doing it?

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