November 24, 2009 5:22 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Iraqis Now Using Favre-Based Warfare. Trust me; you do NOT want to piss off the Wisconsin National Guard. Battalions of angry Cheeseheads loaded for bear is not a prospect that should be taken lightly. You've been warned.

....Catholic Bishops Put Sex Obsession Ahead of Mission to the Sick and the Poor. Because when you get right down to it, this has nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ. It's about power, control, and the fear that if women are granted control of their bodies, they'll eventually learn to think for themselves and reject the narrow bigotry of the clueless, compassion-deprived men who run the Catholic Church as their own private fiefdom. We can only hope.

....Wow, Wendy's Really Does Take It Seriously. Just think what might happen if more companies took care of business like this.

....Oh, look; it's another memo from the Supreme Leader of "The Worldwide Leader in Sports..and Horndoggery.". In an effort to cut costs, ESPN will no longer be providing free Viagra and AstroGlide to it's salaried employees. Damn this recession....

....Speaking with Palin, Dennis Miller transitions from calling Newsweek cover 'sexist' to calling Hillary Clinton ugly.. Remember, when you do it to us, it's called "sexism". When we do it to you, it's "being real". Whatever....

He really DOES look better in purple .;)

....This Is Why Anaheim Hockey Fans Can't Have Nice Things. Today's winners of the "How [NOT] To Set A Shining Example Of Sportmanship And Fair Play For Your Children" Award. Jeebus, can we just send these maroons to their rooms without dinner and call it a night??

....Companies Kill 16 Workers A Day. Just a cost of doing business in America....

....Michigan Town Rejects Liz Cheney's 'Fearmongering' And Welcomes Guantanamo Detainees. Because some Americans can still recognize ignorance and demogoguery for what it is. Would that more of us were capable of that.

....Why Do So Many Wingnuts Have Such an Obsessive Fear of Being Raped?. Hmm...perhaps because they're terrified of sexuality- theirs and everyone else's??

....Man With 15 Live Lizards Strapped To His Chest Arrested At Airport. Hmm...are those lizards strapped to your chest...or are you just glad to see me?

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